Omnivorous Surfer

Wonder how I had managed to lose this one! Among the many printouts I had kept for later use which I found while cleaning out papers was one of insults from Use Wisdom. The site has all kinds of fun things like tongue twisters and computer jokes, some categorized quotes, and some useful things like links to portals and to computer-related information and tutorials. Worth a look...and fun to browse through when you have nothing else to do (in case that ever happens!).
Examples of insults:
"A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster" by Earl Long
"Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome" by Oscar Levant
"If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me" by Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends" by Oscar Wilde
"He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it." by T.S. Eliot (about Henry James)
Okay... I have to quit!